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{"type":"general","setup":"What is the least spoken language in the world?","punchline":"Sign Language","id":247}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many apples grow on a tree?","punchline":"All of them!","id":137}
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A hubometer or hubodometer, is a device mounted on the axle of any land vehicle to measure the distance traveled by a vehicle based on the rotations of the wheel hub.
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