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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
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{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
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{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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